My grandma is here to stay for a month and get out of the Utah cold. The children quickly recruited her to play UNO every waking moment. As they were playing, Brandon said, "Grandma, how many years have you been alive?" "Almost 86." "Wow, that's a lot. Did you watch TV when you were little?" "No, we didn't have TV. We didn't even have a radio." "Oh, I see! You were born back when TV's were called books!"